escalators are better than elevators because when escalators break they turn into stairs but when elevators break they turn into vertical coffins
I think I got bit by the “nesting” bug.
Still kinda early for that, I think. But it all started last night when I go into my room and there is a spider right above my daughters pack n play. I go to get a shoe to kill it and when I turn around the fuckin spider is falling from its web and was like an inch away from landing in her fucking bed! 😖
Mannnn I freaked the fuck out, squashed it and started cleaning my room instantly…my room wasn’t even that dirty but I’m one of those people who thinks that dirty rooms are what attracts bugs.
Today I went out and bought some stuff to scrub my walls down in my room and I also made a homemade spider repellant spray that’s made with warm water, lemon essential oil and white vinegar and I’m spraying that around the whole damn house.
I just got so paranoid that I just want to clean everything now. It’s scary to know that that spider coulda landed where my little baby is gonna sleep. Gross.